Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
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