I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
I told him I would only take his calls if he was dead, dying, capturing a midget, or buying me shots.
I stand by my new policy.
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
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