HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
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