My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
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