take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
I'm too drunk to remember your name. I'm too drunk to recall where i'm currently at. And i'm too drunk to give a shit.
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