the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
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