walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
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