Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
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