Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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