Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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