We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
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