problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?�
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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