I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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