so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
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