Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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