She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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