bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
I had to smuggle a street sign attached to a 14ft long pole out of my house this morning. The list of reasons for me not to drink just keeps getting longer.
Dude what the fuck...
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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