Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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