Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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