and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
Just opened up the freezer to find chocolate penis popsicles. Too hungover for this shit
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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