your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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