I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
Randomize
