I look better un-naked...
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
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