I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
Found an elderly homeless guy with a Gandalf beard passed out on my porch. I put a Santa hat over his erect dick cause he was naked.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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