thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
You’re a genius! I just walked in, shut the door, blew him and left. He could barely move afterwards and was a hot mess at the presentation. He already sent me a calendar invite for another meeting
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