IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
bouncer thought i was tryin to get the license plate numbers of strippers to stalk them. I had to go show him where I threw up to get back in.
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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