she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
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