Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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