i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
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