nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
Got hit on at a funeral service by cougar. I think I just got Reverse Will Ferrell'd.
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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