I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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