I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
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