so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
I answered the door to some Jehovah Witnesses hungover and wearing nothing but a white tshirt. I think they made it the church goal to reform me, we've gotten four pamphlets. My mom's going to make me convert if they keep coming.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
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