I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
We have so much sex to catch up on
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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