Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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