So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
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