you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
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