A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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