That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
You're having sex and i just smoked and made oatmeal...i'll give you some time to be jealous
If you dedicate your next bite to me, I'll dedicate my first orgasm to you.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
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