Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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