I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
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