i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
I fell asleep while we were Skyping and woke up to his balls bouncing in front of the camera while he sang "Wakey Wakey!" over and over again. Merryfuckingchristmas.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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