I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
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