we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
Holy shit dude........stairs
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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