I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
I wear drunk well.
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