he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
Randomize
