He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
did i walk over a car last night?
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
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