Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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