What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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