you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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